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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Pebbles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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