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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Princess eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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