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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Minnie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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