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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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