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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Geoffrey eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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