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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Gus eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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