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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Sparky eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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