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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Murphy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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