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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Widget eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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