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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Luna eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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