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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Lola eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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