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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Poppy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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