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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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