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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Frodo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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