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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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