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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Voldemort eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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