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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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