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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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