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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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