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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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