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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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