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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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