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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Akira eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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