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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Trotsky eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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