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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Hermoine eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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