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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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