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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rex eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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