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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rex eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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