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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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