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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dixie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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