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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Geoffrey eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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