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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Missy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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