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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Gus eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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