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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Jelly eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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