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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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