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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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