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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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