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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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