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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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