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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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