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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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