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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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