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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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