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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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