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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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