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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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