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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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