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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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