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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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