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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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