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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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