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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Luna eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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