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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Millie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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