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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rosie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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