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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rosie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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