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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rosie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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