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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Alfie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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