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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Bella eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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