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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Frodo eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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