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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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