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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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