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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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