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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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