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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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