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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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